Have you ever had a duck pointed at you? Do the living have to initiate necrophillia? Would you rather be a dreamer or a liver? How would you like to die? Asexual reproduction? How can you tell if a psychic is real? Did you know that if you ask for an application when being kicked out of a business they are required to give it to you? How can you win Roulette? What can be determined by a person's tone of voice? All these questions and more get addressed in some way in this book. A Miscellany/Anthology of random essays, sketches, poems and ruminations written primarily to amuse. Also Introduces Evil Corporate Labs.
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